As requested by: settleinseattle
Hot Toby gifs made rebloggable - requested by kenjiandcompany
- Hello once again, Audience.
Toby’s videos always seem to make me smile, so I wanted to draw a little something.
- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
how do i get a boy to like me??/?//?
pull him out of hell and stare at him quizzically for 1-3 years
Show off your deduction skills and turn up your coat collar so you look cool
Grab his hand and say “Run”
as a guy I would just like to say that all of these are valid and would get me in bed
(Source: distraughtiel)
this makes me sad.. he was such a bad father..
I hated it when John talked to Dean
(Source: jensens14thfreckle)
i just realized, that while 2pm comes back as hot dudes with super tight pants, exo might come back as adorable little school boys prancing around in uniforms and transforming into wolves at night
DON’T
- make me nervous
DO
- not make me nervous
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise
ask Patrick Star
(Source: pekoyarna)